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The Executive Manual of Exercise

Storm in the out tray

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

Busy office.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Congratulations on your promotion.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"I'd rather be at the office."

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

Reluctant Directorship.

Office Safety.

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'