Office Fitness Adventurer T-Shirts

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

The Corporate Rat.

Office Park

Whack, Out of Whack.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Yoga for beginners,

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

Careerist

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

Jack and the Beanstalk.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'