Active Office Adventurers T-Shirts

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Free Range Employees.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"What's your occupation?"

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

The Corporate Rat.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

Office Park

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Business-Class.

365 Lemonade Stand

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

Now hiring.

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...