Active Adventurer T-Shirts

"You're in desperate need of exercise, so I'm prescribing my 6 year old to live with you for a month."

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Fish hunting for men.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"What's your occupation?"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Shoot For The Moon

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'