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"Fight or flight?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The rocket powered skiier

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Kardiff.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Extreme Bungy

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

"Draw your own path."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Breakthrough

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Vaccination Passport

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."