Adventurer T-Shirts

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

Road signs - 'One way' and 'Or another'.

Man uses a kite in lightning to start his car.

Extreme sports UK - swimming with sewage.

'How do you know if you're a flying squirrel if you don't try?'

Backpacker

'...just stick to the dolphins.'

"And tell that b*****d I quit! My life begins today!"

'Maybe I better look at the map again...'

Road Trip: Growth, Inner Peace and Gold.

'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

"It's either extremely innovative or extremely stupid."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"I joined because I like sand."

Man putting crocodile into canoe/kayak roofrack.

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

'You climbed all the way up here, just to ask about the meaning of life?.. You could have got that from 'The Oprah Winfrey show'!'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Phil!"

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Kid pointing at man in dolphin costume: 'I got lost but he led me back home!'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Kids eat free before six o'clock."

Selfie with yeti

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'And then there was the time when I slipped off the cat and was trapped on the couch for a month!'

'Frank went out on a limb three years ago and stayed there.'

"There will be no opportunity to observe the flora and fauna of strange new lands."

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'I have to tweet for help, so I need to let you go for just a minute.'

'Now, watch for bears.'

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

'Oh, I forgot -- I'll need a letter of reference.'