Adventurist T-Shirts

"The only job open is that of 'human cannonball'...lousy pay, but frequent flyer miles."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

The Runaway Horse

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Fight or Flight

The rocket powered skiier

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Kardiff.

Extreme Bungy

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Bears going water skiing.

"Draw your own path."

"Trail mix?"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Arf! Arf!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."