Adventurist Prints

"The only job open is that of 'human cannonball'...lousy pay, but frequent flyer miles."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

The Runaway Horse

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Fight or Flight

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The rocket powered skiier

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Extreme Bungy

"Draw your own path."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Trail mix?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Kardiff.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Arf! Arf!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.