Adventurer Spirit Prints

Let's skip the country!

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

World Tour.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Draw your own path."

Cactus seats.

Riding School Chaos

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Man propelled by love

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Walkers

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'Arf! Arf!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Can I have a look at the map?