Adventurer Spirit Mugs

Let's skip the country!

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Cactus seats.

Riding School Chaos

"Draw your own path."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Man propelled by love

'Arf! Arf!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Walkers

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Marley had a little lamb

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"His father came from a family of climbers."