Adventurer Gifts

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

Road signs - 'One way' and 'Or another'.

Man uses a kite in lightning to start his car.

Extreme sports UK - swimming with sewage.

Fascinating Fact: More climbers have perished on the way down this mountain than on the way up.

Backpacker

'How do you know if you're a flying squirrel if you don't try?'

'...just stick to the dolphins.'

Road Trip: Growth, Inner Peace and Gold.

'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

'Could be worse.'

"And tell that b*****d I quit! My life begins today!"

'Maybe I better look at the map again...'

Man putting crocodile into canoe/kayak roofrack.

"I joined because I like sand."

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"It's either extremely innovative or extremely stupid."

'You climbed all the way up here, just to ask about the meaning of life?.. You could have got that from 'The Oprah Winfrey show'!'

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Kid pointing at man in dolphin costume: 'I got lost but he led me back home!'

Selfie with yeti

'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'Oh, I forgot -- I'll need a letter of reference.'

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

'Now, watch for bears.'

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'And then there was the time when I slipped off the cat and was trapped on the couch for a month!'

"There will be no opportunity to observe the flora and fauna of strange new lands."

'I have to tweet for help, so I need to let you go for just a minute.'

"Phil!"