Adventurer Aficionado Gifts

Man hunting a bear.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

The Runaway Horse

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Fight or Flight

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Draw your own path."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Trail mix?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Love linked

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Arf! Arf!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.