Adventure Connoisseur Gifts

Fountain of youth vs. pier of boredom

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Fight or Flight

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Trail mix?"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Bears going water skiing.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Fearless Frog Part 12

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Thug life on safari.