Adventure Story Enthusiast Gifts

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Cannonball!'

The Runaway Horse

Bookworm Sleepover

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Fight or Flight

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Audio Books

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"Trail mix?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Warrior Woman

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"