Adventure Story Enthusiast Gifts

If Tom Clancy was a Pit Bull.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Victor Hugo

'Cannonball!'

The Runaway Horse

Bookworm Sleepover

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Audio Books

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Trail mix?"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Warrior Woman

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"