Epic Story Enthusiast Gifts

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Audio Books

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Warrior Woman

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Meet the pop-up author.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Proceedings of the club

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"It's post-gingerbread."

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'Gramma, can you help with my homework?'

Homer

"There are too many starfish for you to save. How can you possibly hope to make a difference?"

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

"The bunny, …. May we assume that's you?"

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

Food Chain Gang