Adventure Tale Lover Gifts

Daniel Defoe

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The Runaway Horse

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

A boy acting suspiciously

J. R. R. Tolkien

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Fight or Flight

"They're comfortable."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Warrior Woman

"Trail mix?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Fearless Frog Part 12

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Zoo animals.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Thug life on safari.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'