Adventure Lover Gifts

A shark from beneath

Parachuting Lemming.

Lookout ahead.

Road signs: Life is a Journey (stay left) and Life is a Destination (exit ahead).

'Your Letter of Recommendation from the outlaw biker gang, the Devil's Serpents, was certainly complimentary...but it does raise other questions.'

'When did I first start rambling? Well, it's a long story...'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"With the doubloon, you've got the intrinsic value of the metal plus the numismatic considerations."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

You are here.

"No sooner do we get over one problem, another rears its ugly head !"

Taking chances with electricity

'He got game.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

This is the shortcut!

'Find a hobby, like rock-climbing or skydiving. You have to protect yourself from the cost of living too long.'

"Where the hell am I?"

Since Ken and Sheila had resolved their differences, their act had been running a lot more smoothly.

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

The exhilarating sport of Paramedic-ing.

Doug McGregor, a Beatles fan to the very end.

'Well, that makes two of us. I'm lost too.'

"Bob tells me you hunt."

"I have a bad feeling about this"

Dyslexia and skydiving, a dangerous cocktail: 'Parachute, pair-a-boots, what's the big difference?'

Resume Breathing.

"Of the whole crew, only the Captain was hooked up to the net"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Take off went surprisingly well, but landing was going to be a bitch.

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Your father has high hopes for the interactive elements...'