Adventure Film Lover Gifts

Kirk Douglas

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

The Runaway Horse

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

A boy acting suspiciously

Fight or Flight

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"They're comfortable."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Trail mix?"

Warrior Woman

Getting to Know You

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Spoiler alert."

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Fearless Frog Part 12

Kirsten Johnson

Zoo animals.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Thug life on safari.

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'