Adventure Tale Lover Mugs

Daniel Defoe

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The Runaway Horse

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Fight or Flight

"They're comfortable."

A boy acting suspiciously

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Trail mix?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Warrior Woman

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Zoo animals.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Thug life on safari.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

The circus diver.