Adventure Story Lover Mugs

Alexander Dumas.

The Runaway Horse

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Fight or Flight

A boy acting suspiciously

"They're comfortable."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Trail mix?"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fearless Frog Part 12

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Zoo animals.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Thug life on safari.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

The circus diver.

Migrating cows.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'