Adventure Story Lover Pillows

Alexander Dumas.

The Runaway Horse

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Fight or Flight

"They're comfortable."

A boy acting suspiciously

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Warrior Woman

"Trail mix?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Thug life on safari.

Zoo animals.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

The circus diver.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Migrating cows.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!