Adventure Connoisseur Pillows

Fountain of youth vs. pier of boredom

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Fight or Flight

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Bears going water skiing.

"Trail mix?"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Thug life on safari.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"