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Man crawling across the desert comes across a suggestion box.

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.

A clowns parachute.

Australian Crawl

A clown runs across naval mines.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Fight or Flight

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Trail mix?"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Robot Jogger

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.