Adventurous Spirit Admirer Gifts

'Now what?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Skeleton playing fetch.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Riding School Chaos

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Cactus seats.

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Walkers

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

Mad For It

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

Wishing Well