Adventurous Spirit Enthusiast Gifts

The Great Escape

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

"An everything Martini, please."

Riding School Chaos

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Walkers

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Breakthrough

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

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'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.