Spirit Enthusiast Gifts

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'You say he's possessed by evil spirits?!' 'Albanian vodka, I believe.'

Wine and Spirits/Wine and Spirit

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"BOOZE"

Beer Wine Spirits. Candy. Chips. If I'm paying that much for 20-year-old scotch, I'm going to need to see some I.D.!

"Another glass of absinth? That's your answer to everything."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Hell's Bells Whisky

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will you?"

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"An everything Martini, please."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Psychic diving competition.

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

The Angel's Share

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

Dog Teenagers

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'