Spirit Aficionado Gifts

"An everything Martini, please."

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

The Angel's Share

"I've invested all my resources into whisky. I mean, where else could you get 43%?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'What happened to your hand.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"In heaven there are no trees."

'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

Hell's Bells Whisky

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!