Spirit Aficionado Gifts

"An everything Martini, please."

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

The Angel's Share

"I've invested all my resources into whisky. I mean, where else could you get 43%?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'What happened to your hand.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Little Richard

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'

"In heaven there are no trees."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

Hell's Bells Whisky

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"