Spirits Aficionado Gifts

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

Welcome Back.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

"Have you started on the spirits already."

Fallen Christmas Angel

'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'

Which alcohol delivery system do you recommend this fine evening?

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'What happened to your hand.'

Ol' Drunken Stupor

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Cocktails

Napoleon as the topper for a bottle of cognac.

"No, this isn't the liquor talking But I am a spokesperson for the liquor."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"What the hell took so long?"

"An everything Martini, please."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'