Spirits Aficionado Mugs

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

Welcome Back.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

Fallen Christmas Angel

'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'

Which alcohol delivery system do you recommend this fine evening?

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'What happened to your hand.'

Ol' Drunken Stupor

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Cocktails

Napoleon as the topper for a bottle of cognac.

"No, this isn't the liquor talking But I am a spokesperson for the liquor."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"This place has the best happy hour."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."