Spirits Connoisseur Mugs

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"No, nobody's handed in a delicious bottle of malt whiskey."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Next Round Indicator

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'What happened to your hand.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Heaven

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Moliere

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"My bouche was not amused."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'