Spirits Connoisseur T-Shirts

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"No, nobody's handed in a delicious bottle of malt whiskey."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'What happened to your hand.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Next Round Indicator

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Heaven

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Moliere

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

C Day Lewis.

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

"My bouche was not amused."