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"This place has the best happy hour."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"An everything Martini, please."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

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'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'What happened to your hand.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Hypnotoon

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Whatever!

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

The Angel's Share

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

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'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'