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"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Who knew that the demon-drink came with its very own demon?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"An everything Martini, please."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Marley had a little lamb

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."