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'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

' That's our founder. After spending twenty years in the himalayas, he finally discovered that the true meaning of life was to make money.'

Heaven, Hell, Limbo.

Worst camping trip ever.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'The longest journey begins with a single hop.'

"Oh, a wise guy, huh?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins at my ATM."

Oh ye of little faith

"When was your last meta-physical?"

"I found myself when I travelled the world, but we forgot to exchange numbers."

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

"I tried heaven but this place is much more fun."

The indigo children.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Stay medicated."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Thought for Food

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Oh, crap.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"