Spirits Adventurer Gifts

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Who knew that the demon-drink came with its very own demon?"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"I cried because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had athlete's foot."

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .