Spirits Explorer Gifts

"... Well, maybe you have double vision because you keep ordering doubles."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'Oh, crap.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

FAQs.

Christian and Born again Christian...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Ghost puddle

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path

"All the celebrities come here."

"Did you have a cat?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."