Spirits Explorer Gifts

"... Well, maybe you have double vision because you keep ordering doubles."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Christian and Born again Christian...

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"All the celebrities come here."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"