Spirit Explorer Gifts

"I've been drunk on oil, but what really knocks your socks off is ethanol."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Home depot."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Oh, crap.'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Unguided imagery

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'You must heal yourself.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Do you have an appointment?"

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

FAQs.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"