Christmas Spirit Explorer Gifts

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

A Christmas Carol. A Winter Vignette. Armstrong Maynard, this humble comic strip's resident Scrooge, is visited by holiday specters. I am x-mas past. I am x-mas present. For a look ahead, press 1. This box is the ghost of Christmas future? Ed's no longer with us. His job went overseas. To speak with a representative, press 2. His name was Ed. The new service isn't bad. Let's get on with it. You, Armstrong Maynard, must remedy your cheap and frugal ways. I'm having trouble taking this seriously.

Steampunk Santa

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Ice Skater

Ghost puddle

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Snowman

Marley had a little lamb

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Santa CGI Effect

Just one more choccy...

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Marley's Ghost

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Merry Kissmas

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Is there anybody there?"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Four Stages of Christmas.

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

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