Christmas Spirit Chaser Gifts

'I'm perfect for the job... I've got huge ears; tons of candy for stockings, and, in a pinch, I can deliver to everywhere in the world in one night.'

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

"They act like they've never seen a baby in a nest before."

Santa is it true that you give while Jesus saves?

Elf

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Could you go to bed now? I have a very busy night ahead."

Lion Christmas Stocking.

Big Santa is watching you.

'I waited up for you last year and ate your milk and cookies.'

An obese Rudolph poses question:'You really didn't think SANTA eats all the cookies did you?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Christmas comes but once a year - enyoj it! ... You've got the other 364 days to pay for it.'

Reindeer Dust Penguin

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

"I need to slow down? I thought YOU were guiding my sleigh tonight."

'No more for him mate. He's driving.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Santa CGI Effect

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Marley's Ghost

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

Russian Doll Christmas

"Code blue! Code blue! His heart's grown three times it's size!"

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.