Christmas Spirit Catcher Gifts

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Ice Skater

Snowman

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Santa CGI Effect

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

Just one more choccy...

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Marley's Ghost

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Merry Kissmas

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Four Stages of Christmas.

"What's the big idea comin' in late, Cratchit?..."

'What goes ho, ho, ho, plop?'