Free Spirit Explorer Gifts

'It's my free-will, mother, and I'll surrender it to whomever I please.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Carefree luggage.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I gotta be me!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Privates Beach"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Man showing in the rain.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'You must heal yourself.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

FAQs.

Christian and Born again Christian...

Inflating Boobs.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Ghost puddle

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"