Free Spirit Traveler Gifts

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

Carefree luggage.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I gotta be me!"

Man showing in the rain.

"Privates Beach"

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Inflating Boobs.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Welcome Ghost.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Mad For It

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Bird sitting on a wing.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

The Choice is Obvious

Window in the Sky.

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

"I beg to differ."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Elevator/Open Range

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."