Free Spirit Adventurer Gifts

… and then I got laid off from my law job and I've been just … hanging out. It's been interesting. Being outside the type A machine, I realize just how dependent I was on the judgment of bosses, and, before them, teachers. Some days, I can go whole hours without feeling like I'm letting someone down. No kidding. More like half-hours. Minutes, really. I exaggerated. Do you still like me? Careful, something strange afoot.

Artists without borders.

'Does this bus go past the nudist camp?'

Carefree luggage.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I gotta be me!"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Man showing in the rain.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Riding School Chaos

"Privates Beach"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Walkers

Protest

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Do you have an appointment?"

Inflating Boobs.

"Show off."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'