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Artists without borders.

'Does this bus go past the nudist camp?'

Carefree luggage.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I gotta be me!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Riding School Chaos

"Privates Beach"

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Man showing in the rain.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Walkers

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Protest

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Inflating Boobs.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"