Free-spirited Adventurer Gifts

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Where the wild things were."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Beach flirting

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Bird sitting on a wing.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Sticking out tongue

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Are there sharks in the water?"

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"