Free-spirited Adventurer Mugs

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Where the wild things were."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Beach flirting

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"We should get out to the country more often."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Bird sitting on a wing.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Are there sharks in the water?"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Sticking out tongue

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Leaf Dive Score

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Rubber Ring

Monkey Handshake

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'