Lighthearted Adventurer Mugs

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

Bumper Car Police Chase.

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Pina Coladas

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Where the wild things were."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Beach flirting

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"We should get out to the country more often."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Bird sitting on a wing.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Destiny is all...

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Rubber Ring

Best Pals

Monkey Handshake

Monster chariot races

Father and Son quality time

"Boogie your socks off."

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'You can read the instructions, or save a lot of time and just throw it up into a tall tree.'