Free-spirited Traveler Gifts

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"All my luggage arrived, but I left my shoes at security back in Cleveland."

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Summertime.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"Yipeee!"

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

London summer.

Continental Drift.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'No luggage.'

'I needed a break, so I thought I'd take a personal day... then I saw this ad and decided to take 7 personal days.'

Mexican Dog

Weathervanes.

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Artists without borders.

Living on the Wild Side

Closed for repairs (stonehenge)

'What happened to 'I'm okay, you're okay?''

Vikings Holiday

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

Castaway is part of a cruise tour.