Carefree Traveller Gifts

'No luggage.'

Carefree luggage.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

Mexican Dog

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

Weathervanes.

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Living on the Wild Side

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"At this time I'd like to ask you to remain calm, fasten your seat belt and flap your arms just as fast as you can."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

30 year old in the Suburbs. 30 year old in Chicago. 30 year old in San Francisco

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

'His idea of planning for the future is buying two cases of beer.'