Carefree Adventurers Gifts

'Instead of a reverse mortgage, we've decided on a reverse lifestyle.'

Carefree luggage.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Pina Coladas

"Where the wild things were."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Toy plane with pilot eject.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Sliding Down the Banister

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

Leaf Dive Score

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Weathervanes.

'No luggage.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Rubber Ring

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

Monkey Handshake