Carefree Adventurers Gifts

'Instead of a reverse mortgage, we've decided on a reverse lifestyle.'

Carefree luggage.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Pina Coladas

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Where the wild things were."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Sliding Down the Banister

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

An old lady Kitesurfing

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Weathervanes.

Monkey Handshake

Best Pals

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Mexican Dog

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.